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Orchids and Onions: Tuesday, January 1, 2019

January 1, 2019

Another beautiful day in Havasu...

Onions to the proponents of the median strip. I had a house on the median strip of a highway. You could not appreciate the location and no one really took notice, but I had to leave the driveway doing 60 miles per hour.

Orchids to the sweet ladies working the counter at the Today’s News-Herald. You know your stuff, you do it well and with that, I’m very impressed. Ranger Terry.

Onions to the person who removed a Christmas ornament from our son’s memorial tree at Avalon Park. Have been putting one on his tree at Christmas for 13 years and never had a problem. Hope you enjoy the angel ornament as much as we have over the years.

Orchids to Suddenlink cable for quick service and to cable guy for not laughing to hard at this old Luddite for dumb mistake from a senior moment on Thursday.

Onions to the onion that will “see drivers in court” for having a pet in his lap while driving. I feel sorry for you! Evidently you’ve never known the love a dog gives or haves. You’re probably just in love with yourself. Wake up, you must be miserable!

Orchids to the Onion to... for Lying, Deceiving and Padding the vehicle fee. And orchids to Representative Michelle Ugenti-Rita for telling the truth.

Onions to all the slow drivers who go through the school zones during morning school hours. It would be nice if you took a different route. Much appreciated!

Orchids to Karen of Xtreme Mobile Detail! I had my mom’s car detailed with almost a year of dog hair in it. It came clean with Karen’s magic. Thanks

Onions to people who make appointments with beauty professionals and no show. We don’t get paid unless we work and when you don’t show up you block our ability to service another client and ultimately feed our families. Shame on you for not calling to cancel or give proper notice.

Orchids to Pat at 1st Choice Automotive. Never a more honest mechanic and a gentleman. Saved me a lot of money. Thanks again Pat.

Onions to the national brake repair company that would not honor their warranty or refund my money after having to pay another mechanic to fix their inferior work. Stay away.

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