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Dave’s Dummy: That Stinks!

February 28, 2018 GMT

Dave’s Dummy of the Day is a 32-year-old woman named Shannen Martin who was arrested for shoplifting last week in Corsicana, Texas.

And when she was in the back of the cop car, she intentionally POOPED on the seat and buried her CRACK and crack pipe inside of the pile. But that wasn’t the only thing she hid in there . . . she also stashed a Valentine’s Day card.

I have SO many questions. It was February 21st, why did she still have that card? Was that what she shoplifted? If so, wouldn’t it have been on sale for like 14 cents? Or was she trying to hide it there for safekeeping for when she got out of jail?


And maybe most importantly, how did she produce a big enough pile to cover an entire greeting card?

Unfortunately, I can’t answer any of that for you. All I know is that her foul hiding place DIDN’T work. The cops found the drugs . . . and the card . . . and she was charged with tampering with evidence and possession of a controlled substance.