Amy Schumer’s oral sex snub
Amy Schumer’s boyfriend “accidentally” yawned while she was giving him oral sex.
The ‘Trainwreck’ star couldn’t believe it when she treated her furniture designer beau Ben Hanisch, whom she’s been dating for over a year, to a bit of early morning action before work and he returned the favour by letting out a huge sigh due to tiredness.
Speaking in the upcoming issue of Britain’s Glamour magazine, she explained: “I went down on Ben this morning and he yawned. It was an accident, but we were both just dying laughing. I’m happy, but obviously I was like: ‘F**k you!’
“When I’m down there, if it’s more than a minute, it’s his birthday or something. But this morning it just happened - and then he yawned and it was a great excuse to stop.”
The 35-year-old comedienne asked the hunk to move into her home in New York City last year and has admitted their relationship has been going from strength to strength.
However, the blonde beauty was convinced her partner was planning to dump her in September when she got severe food poisoning on an anniversary vacation.
She said recently: “Neither of us had been to France because we’re both trash. We had one of those hotel rooms where the bathroom ... When you’re in it, and someone coughs, you hear it loudly in the whole room. You could hear everything, and we both got violent food poisoning.
“And so it hits him first, and he’s just in there like [vomiting], and then the way it manifested itself in me is basically I was in there just like - just machine gun. I knew it was over. I was in there yelling, ‘It was so great dating you! I wish you the best luck. You’re going to meet the greatest girl.’ Who can make it through that?”
But Amy now realises that Ben is “totally different” from the “narcissistic” men she has dated in the past.
She said: “I usually would go for narcissists who, you know, could never be happy. [Ben’s] just very supportive and loving and I think we’re very proud of each other. He is so far removed from this business that it’s really nice.”