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Dave’s Dummy: Wrong Window

March 24, 2018 GMT

This woman will have a bacon, egg and cheese, with a side of jail time.

Dave’s Dummy of the Day is Lizabeth Ildefonso who mistook a jail security booth for a drive-thru and attempted to order a breakfast sandwich before getting arrested in Long Island, New York.

Dummy Ildefonso approached the Riverhead Correctional Facility, asking for a breakfast sandwich. Deputy Sheriff Yvonne DeCaro told her she was not at a drive-thru, but Ildefonso insisted she get the sandwich.

After noticing her glassy eyes, DeCaro arrested the woman for Driving While Ability Impaired by Drugs and driving without a license.

Unfortunately, Idefonso will did not get her happy meal, but a miserable meal in jail.